No news is the best news its ever been…since records began

So….

Yeah, I wanted a blog page ….

now I got a blog page…

now what?…

Blog on…blog on brother…

more info? more opinions? more ironic post post post modern humour with lots of bits written in “quotation marks” ? ….and even more question marks??

shall I try and make it sound as if I have stuff going on…?

You know I have…I don’t need to prove it to you…

incredible that in your busy schedule you have found this moment for me…

and vice versa…

So what is really going on with you?….with us?

what has happened in our lives to bring us to this point?

to the decision to click the clicks that put you in front …and me behind, my first and probably last Blog post…?

take comfort in your uniqueness, for truly you are now in the Vast minority…you may in fact be

THE ONLY person who reads this….

Im certainly the only person writing it…and thats what really counts!

perhaps I should take this chance and make it personal ? anonymously personal…

know that you have something better to do than read the Mr Vast blog….

pity me, for I have nothing better to do than writing it…..

No…hang on… I do….

But the other things mostly require getting out of bed…and I have promised myself a bed day today…

its not a new idea, but one worth reviewing…

staying in bed…

a bigger challenge now than at any time in history…

There are so many things to do even when theres nothing to do…

how are we going to do nothing , what can do while doing nothing?…is there a guilt free way of doing nothing without turning on one of your electronic devices?

maybe you can write a blog about it?

take a photo of yourself doing nothing, post it on instagram?

you can see where this is going? where every other blog ends up going…right back up its own arsehole…

treading the fine line between sticking your neck out and disappearing up your own monologue…

I suspect you know what Im going to write…

I think we are all in the same boat…

somewhere between sinking and staying afloat, I think I can trust you enough to place the responsibility of irony,wisdom and wit back in your hands…

Say no to blogs, say yes to the vastness of nothing.